Thursday, July 19, 2007

Hot Fan Showdown: Yanks vs. Sox


As the Yankees and Red Sox prepare for a battle for the AL East title, a number of questions arise. Will the Yankees be able to improve their middle relief? Will Julio Lugo ever learn how to play baseball again? Can Roger Clemens hold up the rest of the season? Can Curt Schilling hold up the rest of the season? While these questions are all good and pertinent queries, I have a much better question for you; who has the hotter celeb fans, Yanks or Sox?

Red Sox:

C: Giselle






















1B: Eliza Dushku






















2B: Jennifer Garner






















3B: Sarah Silverman






















SS: Maria Menounos






















LF: Shannon Elizabeth






















CF: Rene Russo






















RF: Amy Poehler






















DH: Christie Brinkley























Yankees:


C: Nicole Kidman






















1B: Jennifer Lopez


















2B: Mariah Carey






















3B: Britney Spears






















SS: Sarah Jessica Parker






















LF: Tea Leoni






















CF: Sarah Michelle Gellar






















RF: Kyli Ryan






















DH: Marilyn Monroe




























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46 comments:

Loren said...

I think the best part of this would be the player rivalries.

Dushku vs. SMG, two halfs of Bennifer, everyone vs. Britney Spears...

Anonymous said...

it's no contest. the red sox fans completely smoke the yankee fans. Sarah jessica parker? Sarah Michelle Gellar? Britney? are you freakin' kidding me?

Anonymous said...

http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/BDD_JBiel_sox_7.19.07_bdd.jpg

The End

Cousins of Ron Mexico said...

I haven't seen a mismatch this bad since the NBA Finals. The Sox fans are heavy favorites here.

Anonymous said...

red sox fan must have made this lineup. give me a break. sjp, smg??

Anonymous said...

very clever with the j biel pic! i was at that event on tuesday night (screening for Chuck and Larry)...i must have missed the red sox logo on her dress...movie is kinda funny

DMtShooter said...

Jayne Mansfield did DiMaggio, too, and you can probably throw Drew Barrymore on to Boston for that awful movie. Maybe this needs to go to pitchers.

The Red Sox babes are hotter, but eventually, they ruin it all by talking... about the Red Sox.

White Speed Receiver said...

Who put Barbaro in the Yankees lineup?

Tim M said...

The Yankee fans are way ahead in the crazy catagory though (Ms. Spears and Ms. Carey say hi)

daniel said...

IF YOU A WOMEN BOSTON FAN THEN YOU ARE A SLUT AND YOU CAN KISS MY ASS-BUT IF YOU YOU ARE A YANKEE FAN AND A WOMEN THEN YOU ARE THE BEST ACTOR IN THE WORLD

John said...

Wow, besides being a Yankees fan, Daniel is a bad speller and a mysoginist. What a keeper!

Mark said...

well, if the yankees fans were taken during their primes, then its yankee babes all the way. but older, fatter versions of britney and mariah bring them down...

AdrockAMD said...

lets be realistic here...there are way hotter celeb yanks fans than the ones listed....notice how there are no toothless mets women on this list....

Anonymous said...

half of jeter's girl's aren't even on here man, you gotta be kidding me.

Also, i don't really think giselle is a red sox "fan." she lives in NEW YORK, i bet the red sox just wanted her to throw out the first pitch so they decked her out in red sox gear.

Anyway, this list was obviously made my a red sox fan. HOLLAAAA

Anonymous said...

where's jessica alba? she grew up a yankees fan. I saw it on "cold pizza."

Allysa Milano said the reason she likes baseball so much is her dad use to take her to yankee games growing up.

this list was made my red sox fans.

It's pretty simple. The yankees are known as the pretty boys, clean shaven while the red sox are the "underdog fighters who don't care about their looks."

This is why the models like the yankees more. They like A-Rod and Jeter more then big papi and manny ramirez.

Anonymous said...

Yankees lose on the grounds of having Sarah Jessica "Butterface" Parker at shortstop. Not even the wildcard of Marilyn Monroe can help their cause with her in there.

0823n said...

RED SOX ALL THE WAY BABY! JA.

Forrest said...

Gotta go with the Red Sox fans hands down. The Yankee fans, much like the real life Yankee players themselves, are all at least four or five years past their prime.

Anonymous said...

My God. Yankees fans can really whine. So the Boston babes are better looking. Oh, let's add Rosie to that list`of Yankee fans and that should tip the scale.

Anonymous said...

A slight advantage to the Sox in a competition like this. All of their fans are girls.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
where's jessica alba? she grew up a yankees fan. I saw it on "cold pizza."

Allysa Milano said the reason she likes baseball so much is her dad use to take her to yankee games growing up.

this list was made my red sox fans.

It's pretty simple. The yankees are known as the pretty boys, clean shaven while the red sox are the "underdog fighters who don't care about their looks."

This is why the models like the yankees more. They like A-Rod and Jeter more then big papi and manny ramirez.

July 20, 2007 2:10 PM


Allysa Milano is a DODGERS fan, check your facts....Go Blue!

Michael said...

WOW!!! The Yankees suck ass. Sarah Jessica Parker? If she qualifies me as hot get me hooked up to a rich baseball player, because my five o'clock shadow is more feminine then her.

Juggo said...

Sox win this hands down. 4 out of the first 5 Yanks fans are more annoying then A-Rod.

Oh, and by the way, Mirah is a Sox fan now after Jeter dumped her ass.

Anonymous said...

Just like real life, CF is the weak spot in the Red Sox lineup.

Anonymous said...

looks like a red sox made up this list. how can u throw britney spears on there. does she even know what baseball is? total outrage.

Anonymous said...

allysa milano was originaly a METS! fan because her father was a yankee! fan and took her to yankee games as a kid then she moved to LA and became a shitty Dodger fan! (a team originally from new york, like the Giants)

Anonymous said...

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=1275
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alyssa in shea stadium

Sox_Dynasty said...

Jessica Biel is a Red Sox fan as well. She went to Tufts. She talked about it on Regis and Kelly the other day. She'd totally be starting ahead of Brinkley or Poehler.

Anonymous said...

Yankess have Marilyn Monroe, nuff said.

Anonymous said...

Where was Gay-Rod's tranny stripper in the Yankee lineup? BTW, any fan that has Johnny Damon as they're team's CF is not allowed to comment about the weakness of another's.

jon said...

"where's jessica alba? she grew up a yankees fan. I saw it on "cold pizza.


Busy watching Golden State Warriors games.

Score one for the mid markets.

Anonymous said...

You are missing Jessica Alba and Jessica Beil. THat automatically makes it Yankees.

b said...

damn straight we got Jessica Biel!
she definitely makes up for the
brit. and sara jessica parker.

Anonymous said...

Is Jennifer Garner actually a sox fan, or did her dipshit boyfriend (or is it husband now) just buy her a bunch of sox clothes. And Amy Poehler? She's not even in the top 20 best looking SNL girls of all time, which is pretty sad.

Anonymous said...

Varitek is such a pussy. He wouldn't even take his mask off when he fought A-Rod.

Anonymous said...

The Bosox will fade like a fart in the wind!

There isn't a chick on that list that knows anything about baseball.

Anonymous said...

Yanks win on concession workers.

http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/07/which-mlb-team-has-hottest-concession.html

chuck said...
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JRolla said...

Go Tigers?

Anonymous said...

yeah but the sox lose points for having faigs affleck and kenny chesney as fans

Anonymous said...

Jennifer Lopez = Yankee

Jennifer Garner = RedSox

Enough said!!!

YANKEE ALL THE WAY!!!

Anonymous said...

STEINBRENNER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH PUTTING THIS TEAM TOGETHER !!

Anonymous said...

dude i saw jessica alba in a white sox outfit a girl as hot as her would never like the yankees,alysa milanos a dodger fan but likes the red sox too. but i gotta say its red sox all the way


GO SOX!

Anonymous said...

spears was a sox fan until she dated k-fed so she prolly likes the sox again, but if not its cool cuz shes crazy

Anonymous said...

How can you expect Gisele to be a Red Sox fan when her boyfriend isn't even one?

Anonymous said...

Why is Britney Spears on the Yankees list?