It was only a matter of time until someone got to work making a T-shirt to spoof the latest Mike Vick scandal. This one evidently went on eBay late Monday. To be honest, as far as online shirts go, this one is pretty stylish. My one major objection though, is the mixing of metaphors going on here. Ron Mexico goes with the herpes scandal, not the dog scandal, c'mon man. I would have preferred something along the lines of "Big Mike's" instead. My favorite part of the shirt though, has to be the #7 football in the mouth. Keepin it classy baby, always classy. So I think you guys know what to do: time to get that bidding up.